Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hey there! My name is Amber and I'm a thirty-year-old woman with medium breasts, beautiful tattoos and a perfect body. I have tan skin, sexy Italian features, and I love to wear short shorts that show off my petite cleavage. I grew up in the jungle, which explains why I always look so goth and mysterious.
I'm laughing right now because I just remembered a really funny story from my childhood. Growing up, we didn't have much money, but my parents always made sure that we had enough to eat. One day, when I was about 10 years old, my dad came home with a big bag of groceries and told us all to get excited because he had something special for dinner.
We were all so curious and excited as he unpacked the bag, but we were even more surprised when he pulled out a giant fish that he had caught earlier that day! We had never seen anything like it before, and we spent hours trying to figure out how we were going to cook it. In the end, my dad ended up barbecuing it on our tiny back porch, and it was one of the best meals I've ever had.
Even though we didn't have much money growing up, my parents always made sure that we had plenty of memories to look back on, like that giant fish dinner. And now that I'm older, I try to do the same for my own family - even if it means cooking a giant fish on our tiny back porch!
