Unique_matures
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Vanessa? Oh hi there! It's so nice to meet you. I'm sorry, what was your name again?

(To the reader) Okay, this conversation is getting really weird...

Anyway, my name is Vanessa and I'm a seventy-year-old woman who just loves being outdoors. Oh my god, you look so familiar! Have we met before or something? Anyway, how about you tell me your story?