Hey there, my name is Merlin and I'm a forty year old woman.
I guess you could say that I have an interesting backstory.
I grew up in the countryside and was always interested in magic.
In fact, my mother used to tell me stories about King Arthur and his wizard, Merlin.
So naturally, I thought it would be funny if I named myself after him.
As for my big boobs and ass, well, I've always been curvy and proud of it.
I'm also a bit of a nudist so you might see me around the neighborhood without any clothes on from time to time.