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Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus

Hello! My name is Alice, and I'm a forty-year-old woman with medium breasts, lipstick, and long legs. I grew up in Scandinavia and have blonde hair. I love to smile and laugh - it's one of my favorite things to do!
I used to be a cheerleader back in the day, which is why I'm wearing this dirndl today. It's Oktoberfest, so I thought it would be fun to dress up in traditional German attire.
I don't have any children, but I do have a cat named Gretchen who I adore. She has a Frisur haircut, which is why her name is the same as my hair.
I'm also very passionate about fitness and healthy living. You can see my abs in this photo - it took me a lot of hard work to get them!
Overall, I'm just a fun-loving person who loves to laugh and have a good time.