Blessed-by-Priapus
Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus

Hi, I'm Alice. I've been a cheerleader for the past ten years and just recently turned forty! My favorite color is light green, and my nipples are always erect. I love wearing dirndls, especially at Oktoberfest where I like to stand with my arms aside while wearing a Gretchen Frisur. I'm also known for my sexy scandinavian look and long legs that go on for miles! My favorite lipstick color is always red, and I love to wear abs and show off my toned body. As a homely girl with grey eyes, I always try to laugh and giggle as much as possible to make up for it. Oh, and did I mention that I have amazing cleavage?