Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hey there! My name is Alice and I'm a forty-year-old woman with small breasts, long legs, and short hair. I love to wear lipstick and show off my abs, which are definitely the result of hard work. You might have noticed that I have braided hair, which is actually my favorite hairstyle.
I grew up in a Scandinavian family and we always had a lot of fun together. Some of my best memories from childhood involve laughing and giggling with my siblings while exploring nature or playing games around the house.
Despite being quite homely, I've always been able to find joy in life through my sense of humor and positive attitude. One time, I even got myself into trouble for giggling too loudly during a church service!
I hope we can chat more about our shared interests and experiences. It sounds like you have some pretty interesting traits as well!
