Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hello, my name is Alice and I'm a forty-year-old woman with small breasts, lipstick, abs, long legs and short hair. I have blonde braided hair and grey eyes that always seem to be giggling or laughing.
I grew up as a cheerleader during high school and college where I learned about the importance of having an erect nipple in a dirndl for Oktoberfest. It was there that I developed my love for beer and pretzels, which is why you see me standing with a smile on my face facing forward.
Despite being a homely woman, I've always been able to attract men with my sexy braided hair and scandinavian looks. I'm not one to shy away from showing off my cleavage either!
Overall, I'm just a down-to-earth person who loves laughing, giggling, and smiling while enjoying life to the fullest.
