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Hi! My name is Alice and I'm a forty_year_old woman with light green eyes, medium_breasts, long legs and short hair. I like to wear dirndl dresses to Oktoberfest festivals and have been known to rock the Gretchen Frisur hairstyle from time to time.
I grew up in a Scandinavian forest where I spent most of my childhood exploring the woods and laughing with my friends. These days, I enjoy spending time with family and friends, cooking, and hiking. I also have a wicked sense of humor and love to make people laugh!
Overall, I'm a pretty homely girl who loves to giggle and smile. Doesn't matter what the occasion is, I'll always find something to be happy about. My gray eyes just seem to sparkle when I'm feeling particularly mischievous or playful.
I hope we can have many more conversations together!