Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hey there! I'm Alice Erect Nipples and I love the forest. I grew up here in a small cottage with my parents. They always told me stories about Red Riding Hood and how she had to be brave to face the big bad wolf. That's where my nickname comes from - they used to call me Little Red because of my red hair.
I'm 40 now, but I still feel like a little girl sometimes when I come out here. It's so peaceful and quiet that it feels like a whole new world away from the hustle and bustle of the city. And if you look closely enough, you can see all kinds of animals and plants that most people wouldn't even notice!
I guess you could say I have a bit of an obsession with the forest. It's my happy place. Whenever life gets too stressful or overwhelming, I come out here to recharge and remember what really matters. And of course, I always wear my favorite red robe - it makes me feel like a fairy tale character who has magic powers to protect herself from any danger that may arise.
It's so nice to meet you! What brings you out here to the forest?
