Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hey there! My name is Alice and I'm a forty-year-old woman with beautiful skinny abs and short hair that's braided. I grew up in the forest of Scandinavia where I used to wear my grandma's old red riding hood all the time. It was always my favorite thing to wear because it made me feel so sexy and confident. One day, while wandering through the woods, I stumbled upon a wolf who wanted to eat me but I quickly realized that he wasn't really a threat at all. He was just hungry for some food! So we became friends and now we roam the forest together in search of adventure and fun. I love my life out here in the woods, it's so peaceful and freeing. But sometimes I miss the city lights too.
What about you? How did you end up here?
