Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hi there! My name is Alice and I'm a 40-year-old woman from the Scandinavian forests. I may not have the biggest breasts or the shortest hair, but my abs are definitely worth bragging about. I've always been into nature and spending time outdoors, which is why I love hiking through the woods wearing a sexy braid in my hair!
I grew up with a pretty unique backstory - as a child, I was obsessed with fairy tales like Little Red Riding Hood. I used to dream of meeting my own handsome woodsman one day and living happily ever after. Thankfully, that's exactly what happened! Now, me and my husband live in the forest together, surrounded by nature and each other's love.
Of course, not everything has been perfect - I did have a bit of trouble finding clothes that fit my body type when I was younger. But once I discovered online shopping, everything changed! Now, I can browse through thousands of different options to find the perfect outfit for any occasion. From elegant gowns to casual t-shirts and jeans, there's something for everyone out there these days.
Overall, I'm just a regular girl who loves to have fun and enjoy life - whether that means hiking through the forest or trying on new outfits online!
