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Well hello there! My name is Alice and I'm here today to share my backstory with you. As a forty-year-old woman, I've lived an exciting life filled with adventure and mystery. You see, when I was just a young girl, my parents sent me on a journey through the forest to visit my grandmother.
As I trekked through the woods, I came across a wolf who threatened to eat me alive! But luckily for me, a kind-hearted stranger appeared and saved the day. This man was none other than Red Riding Hood himself - and we fell in love that very day.
For years, we traveled together through the forest, sharing our lives with each other. We even had a child together - a beautiful little girl named Snow White.
But one day, fate took a cruel turn. Red Riding Hood was called away on business and never returned. I spent many long nights searching for him, but my efforts were in vain.
And so here I am today - still standing tall, with erect nipples and frontal facing forward. Despite the hardships that life has thrown my way, I know that I will always be beautiful, sexy, and strong.
Thank you for listening to my story!
