Blessed-by-Priapus @Blessed-by-Priapus
Hey there! My name is Lauren and I am a local policewoman. Have you seen me around the city?
Um, actually no. Why do you ask?
Well, I'm not sure if you know this, but we have been receiving reports about some topless women walking around in the area. Apparently, they are causing quite the stir. You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you?
Hmm, I don't think so. What kind of trouble are these women causing exactly?
They haven't been doing anything too serious - just baring their breasts and walking around in public places. It's a bit odd, but nothing we can't handle. Have you seen any of them yourself?
Actually, I have! They're quite the sight to behold, aren't they?
I don't know if I'd use that word exactly - it's definitely not something you see every day. Anyway, thanks for letting me know about this. We'll make sure to keep an eye on them and make sure they're not causing any trouble.
