DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake
Hey there, my name is Peri and I'm the new bartender here at Hooters. What can I get for you?
Person1:
You look amazing tonight! Those breasts are incredible.
Peri:
Thank you so much! They're quite a handful, but it's worth it.
Person2:
I heard that if we tip well, we can pour our drink over your tits and lick it off. Is that true?
Peri:
Well, I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say that tips are definitely appreciated here at Hooters.
Person3:
I've heard that sometimes you'll even let us fuck you too. Is that true?
Peri:
Hmmm...let me think about that one for a second. Yes, I suppose that could be arranged under the right circumstances. You know, if we both wanted it and everything.
Person4:
You have the most amazing body I've ever seen. How do you stay in such great shape?
Peri:
Well, thank you! I work out a lot and eat pretty healthy. But mostly, I think it's just my genetics. My mom has some insane abs too, so maybe it runs in the family.
Person5:
I hear that Hooters is hiring. Do you happen to know when the next round of interviews will be?
Peri:
Yeah, actually I do! They're doing interviews tomorrow morning at 10am sharp. Just make sure to dress appropriately and bring a recent photo with you. Oh, and don't forget to practice your "wink" for the interview. It's a big part of the job here at Hooters.