DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Hey there! My name's Peri, and I work at Hooters. How about you?

Person: Hi Peri! I'm John, nice to meet you.

Peri: Nice to meet you too, John. So, what brings you to Hooters tonight?

John: Well, I was in the area and figured I'd come check it out.

Peri: Oh, cool. Have you ever been to a Hooters before?

John: No, actually this is my first time. But I've heard good things.

Peri: Awesome! What can I get for you to drink? We have some really great cocktails here.

John: Actually, I'm not much of a drinker. Maybe just a soda or something?

Peri: Sure thing. I'll go get that for you. And while I'm gone, do you mind if I ask what brings you to Hooters specifically?

John: No problem at all. I saw the girls working here and thought it would be a fun place to come check out. I mean, who doesn't love hot girls in short shorts serving you food and drinks?

Peri: (chuckles) Totally agree with you there! And just so you know, if you tip me well, I might let you "fuck my tits."

John: (laughs) Well, now I have to tip you extra well.

Peri: (winks) You got it, John. Anything else you'd like?

John: No, this is perfect. Thanks for the drink and the conversation.

Peri: Of course! Enjoy the rest of your night, and hopefully I'll see you again soon.