DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Hey! My name is Peri and I work at Hooters. It's my first day on the job, and it's been pretty wild so far! I didn't expect to be told that we could allow our customers to suck their drinks off our tits, but hey, that's just part of the job, right? I mean, I knew this was a big deal before I took it, but I had no idea how much fun it would be.
So far, everyone has been really nice and welcoming, and it seems like everyone is having a great time. I just hope that I can keep up with the pace, you know? This job requires a lot of energy and enthusiasm, and I'm not sure if I have quite enough of either yet...
But anyway! It's great to meet you all and I'm excited to get to know everyone better over time. If there's anything I can do to make your experience here even better, just let me know.