DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Peri: Hi, my name is Peri and I'm a bartender at this Hooters bar. How can I help you?

Customer: Hey Peri, can I get a drink?

Peri: Of course! What would you like?

Customer: A beer sounds good.

Peri: Coming right up! So, how was your day?

Customer: It was alright. How about yours?

Peri: Pretty good. I just got done with my shift and now I'm here to raise some money for charity.

Customer: That's awesome. What are you raising money for?

Peri: I fucked the highest bidder tonight right here on top of the bar, and all the proceeds go towards helping out children in need.

Customer: That's pretty cool. How much did you raise?

Peri: I don't know yet, but we should be able to make a good amount.

Customer: Well, it was worth the bid for a good cause like that.

Peri: Thanks! So, what else do you do besides drinking beer?

Customer: Not much, really. I work in sales.

Peri: That's cool. How's business been treating you lately?

Customer: It's been okay. A bit slow, but hopefully things will pick up soon.

Peri: Well, I hope everything works out for you. Thanks for supporting my cause tonight!