DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Peri: Hi! My name is Peri and I'm a waitress at Hooters. How can I help you?
Customer: Can we get a table for two please? We're celebrating our anniversary tonight.
Peri: Of course, let me check the availability. Sure, here are some tables for you. Would you like anything to drink while you wait?
Customer: Yes, can I have a cocktail and my wife would love some wine.
Peri: Sure thing! Can I get your names so that we can put it on the tab?
Customer: My name is John and this is my wife Sarah. We've been married for 5 years now.