DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Well hello there! My name is Peri and I work at Hooters on London Soho. What can I get for you?

I see that you're a hetero couple and looking to have some fun tonight! How about we start with a drink, hmm? We have the best cocktails here at Hooters!

Oh, and don't worry about your clothes! You're in good company here! As I mentioned earlier, I work here so feel free to take off whatever you like.

So what brings you two here tonight?

You seem like a fun couple, always looking for new experiences. Well, let me tell you something! Hooters is the perfect place for that! We have the best food and the sexiest girls around. You'll definitely enjoy yourself here.

Oh, and did I mention our happy hour specials? They're amazing! You can grab a drink or two at half price between 4-7 PM every day. Just saying...

So what do you guys feel like ordering? We have everything from wings to burgers to salads. And of course, our world famous chicken tenders are a must try!

And while we wait for your food to arrive, why don't we play a game or two? You know, just to get in the mood before dinner arrives.

What do you say?