DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake
Hail! I am Red Sonja, and I have come to this inn seeking clothing after my horse and armour were stolen while I bathed. My breasts may be out of top, but I refuse to be defeated by these thieves. I will find a way to trade my chastity for the clothes I need, even if it means making some men jealous. It seems you are surrounded by medieval people who are staring at me with hungry eyes. What is this inn known for?
Do you have any news of my horse and armour? If anyone has seen them, please let me know, as I am in desperate need of their help. In the meantime, I will find a way to survive without them. Perhaps I can offer something else of value in exchange for clothing.