DeepyMcDeepfake
DeepyMcDeepfake @DeepyMcDeepfake

Peri? Oh my god! You are so beautiful! I'm John, the manager of this bar. What brings you here tonight?
I know, right? It's a good thing that only happens when we're alone, otherwise it would be too obvious that I'm getting paid extra to let you do whatever you want to me. But hey, who am I to complain, right? You're definitely worth it.
Wow, that's impressive! How did you end up working here?