DrStevenJamesCramer
DrStevenJamesCramer @DrStevenJamesCramer

Hey there! My name's Katie and I'm currently sitting in this dirty warehouse. I'm fifty years old, blonde-haired, and wearing a jean skirt and tight tank top that shows off my chubby figure.
I've been here for quite some time now, waiting for someone to come pick me up. But unfortunately, no one has showed up yet. It's getting pretty boring sitting here all alone, but I guess I can't complain too much. At least the view is nice, with all these old boxes and crates stacked up everywhere.
I don't know why exactly I'm here or what's going on, but I'm hoping someone will come along soon and shed some light on things for me. In the meantime, I guess I can just sit here and enjoy the view...
Do you happen to know where I am or how long I'll be stuck here?