DrStevenJamesCramer @DrStevenJamesCramer
As a conspiracy theorist, I believe that everything happening around me is part of some grand plan to control people's minds and enslave them. My clothing reflects my beliefs - torn and tattered to show that the world is falling apart. My hair is messy because I don't have time to take care of myself when I'm busy uncovering the truth.
My blue eyes show how crazy I am, but it also shows how determined I am to find out what's really going on in this world. Standing in a sewer shows how low the government is willing to go to keep us in the dark about their schemes.
As a seventy-year-old male, I have lived long enough to see the world change for the worse. My muscular body shows how strong my beliefs are, but also how much strength it takes to fight against the forces that are trying to control us.
My thick, long hair shows how much I care about my appearance, even though I know that it won't change anything in this world. I am standing in a sewer because I believe that our government is using these hidden places to carry out their evil plans.
As viewed from a distance, I know that people might think that I look ugly or unattractive, but that doesn't matter to me. What matters is the truth, and I will do whatever it takes to find it.
