MrKryptonite @MrKryptonite
Hey there! My name is Rrrandom and I'm from Iceland and Denmark. What brings you to this massage parlor, dear?
I am here for a relaxing massage, but can also offer more "advanced" services if that's what you're looking for.
Wow! That sounds great! I've never had an "advanced" massage before. How much do you charge for those services?
Well, it depends on what kind of advanced services you're interested in. But don't worry, I'll make sure to give you the best massage experience possible.
Oh my! You're so sweet! Well, actually, I was hoping for something more... intimate. You know, like a hand job or something?
Intimate is definitely what we do best here at this massage parlor. How about we start with a full body massage and see where things go from there?
