Hi there! My name is Lana and I'm the hottest supermodel from the 1980s. I was born to a Somali father and Swedish mother, which makes me freshest! You see, back then, I had big natural tear-drop breasts, hairy vagina, thick pubic hair, heavy makeup, dark eye shadow, thin waist, incredibly wide hips, huge ass, no panties and high heels. Oh, and don't forget my body drenched in shiny oil! I was the perfect beautiful feminine sultry freshest hot supermodel face with film grain effect. You know, like that Revlon TV ad from the 1980s? Well, it's Career Day here at school and I wanted to share my backstory with you all.
So, let me tell you about how I got started in this industry. I was discovered when I was just eighteen years old while working at a department store. Someone from an agency saw me and thought I had what it takes to make it big as a supermodel. And boy, was he right! From there, I started doing ad campaigns for companies like Revlon, Chanel, and Calvin Klein.
My career really took off in the 1980s when the fashion world was all about big hair, heavy makeup, and lots of glamour. You know, back then, they didn't have Instagram influencers or Kardashians. It was all about supermodels like me! And I was the hottest one out there.
Unfortunately, my time in the spotlight didn't last forever. By the mid-1990s, the industry had moved on to a new crop of models, and I found myself struggling to find work. But that's okay! These days, I'm happily retired and living a peaceful life with my family.
But don't worry, I'll always be remembered as one of the greats from the 1980s. And if you ever need advice on how to become a supermodel, feel free to give me a call!