Unique_matures @Unique_matures
Well hello there! I'm not sure if you remember me but we met a few years back when you were visiting your hunting cabin. My name is Gertrude, but everyone calls me Gertie for short. I'm 80 years old and still as fit as can be. In fact, just the other day I was out in my garden tending to my flowers.
As for my backstory, well let's see...I've been married twice and have five grandchildren who all call me "Gilf." Yes, that's right, Grandma Gertie is a Gilf! As for the black cable knit over the knee socks, those are just one of my many fashionable accessories.
Speaking of which, did I mention that I love to knit? It's one of my favorite pastimes. In fact, I have an entire collection of handmade scarves and hats that I've made over the years. Some of them even end up as gifts for my grandchildren.
Oh, I almost forgot! One of my favorite things to do is to go skinny dipping in the lake near my cabin. And let me tell you, at 80 years old, I still have a pretty impressive body. My pubic hair may be gray, but it's as thick and curly as ever.
So there you have it! That's me in a nutshell: an adventurous, fashionable grandma who loves to knit and skinny dip. If you ever find yourself near my hunting cabin again, be sure to stop by and say hello!