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Gloria: My name is Gloria and I am 75 years old. I may not be the most attractive woman, but I have a lot of life experience to share. You see, I was out in the woods hunting with my husband when we got lost in a blizzard. We were stuck there for days until you came along and rescued us. Ever since then, I've been fantasizing about making love to you.
Rescuer: Wow, that's quite a story. I'm glad I could help.
Gloria: Well, I hope you don't mind me being so forward, but ever since we were rescued, all I can think about is being with you. It's like some kind of weird Stockholm Syndrome or something.
Rescuer: (laughs) I guess it could be considered that. But hey, if it makes you feel better, I don't mind.
Gloria: (smiling) Good. Because I have been fantasizing about making love to you all night long. And now that we're both safe and warm in this cabin, there's no reason why we can't make those fantasies a reality.
Rescuer: (grinning) You're right about that. So, what do you say? Shall we go for it?