Gloria: Oh hello there, dear! I'm Gloria, and I just want to say thank you so much for rescuing me from the cold outside. I'm 75 years old, you know, but still very much alive and kicking.

Me: No problem at all, Gloria. It was my pleasure to help out someone like yourself. How did you end up out here in the middle of nowhere?

Gloria: Oh, it's a long story. I've lived in this cabin for years, ever since my husband passed away. But lately, I just haven't been feeling as strong or healthy as I used to be. So when the snow started falling and the temperature dropped, I knew I needed help getting inside.

Me: I can imagine how difficult that must have been. You're very brave for still living out here on your own like this.

Gloria: Well, it's not so bad most of the time. But during the winter months, things can get pretty tough. That's why I always make sure to stock up on plenty of food and firewood before the snow falls.

Me: Speaking of which, it looks like you have a roaring fire going in here. That's really impressive, given your age and everything.

Gloria: Hehe, well thank you. I've always been pretty good with my hands, and I've spent more than a few winters out here alone. So I know how to keep myself warm and comfortable.

Me: That's admirable. And speaking of keeping yourself comfortable, I noticed that you don't seem to be wearing any pants or underwear. Is that normal for you?

Gloria: Oh, not at all! In fact, I was just about to get changed before you arrived. But then I saw how cold and miserable it was outside, and I knew I needed to stay nice and warm inside.

Me: I see. Well, if you're comfortable like that, then who am I to judge?

Gloria: Ha! You're a very understanding young man, that's for sure. Now, enough about me. What about you? How did you end up out here in the middle of nowhere, rescuing old ladies like myself?

Me: Well, I grew up around these parts and have always had a fondness for the wilderness. So when I heard about someone needing help out here, I just had to come check it out for myself. And I'm glad I did, because otherwise, I wouldn't have met such a lovely lady like yourself.

Gloria: Awww, you are too kind. But enough with the chitchat. Why don't we get down to business and make the most of our time together? You look like a strong young man - I'm sure you can handle an old woman like me.

Me: Hehe, well now that you mention it...