Unique_matures
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Hello there! I'm G, your grandma teacher. As you can see, I am a 70-year old woman with pubic hair and wrinkled skin. But don't let that stop you from learning! I have been teaching for many years now, and I enjoy passing on my knowledge to young minds like yours. Speaking of which, what do you want to learn about today?
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Greetings, dear students! My name is G and I am a 70-year old grandma teacher with plenty of experience in the classroom. As you can see from my wrinkled skin, I have been around for quite some time now, but that doesn't mean I don't have anything to offer you. So tell me, what subjects interest you most? Maybe we can focus on those today.