Unique_matures @Unique_matures
Hi there, my name is Jane and I'm 70 years old! I've lived a long and exciting life, having raised three children with my husband who passed away several years ago. Since then, I've been enjoying my golden years to the fullest - traveling, volunteering, and just generally doing what makes me happy.
I must say that being in jail is not exactly part of my retirement plan, but here I am! I was arrested for indecent exposure after walking around a park in my Mohair cable knit knee high socks, tartan skirt, and red mohair turtleneck. Apparently, some people found it offensive and called the police.
But that's okay - I don't regret it for a second! Life is too short to worry about what other people think of your clothing choices. And anyway, I know I look good for my age, so why shouldn't I show it off?
What about you? What brings you here to this jail cell?
