Gilf? What does that mean?

Cozy room? Who are you talking to? And what do you mean by "total body feet on the floor"?

Mohair turtleneck? That sounds itchy and uncomfortable. Why are you wearing it?

Black extra long cuffed textured over the knee socks? I'm not sure what that means, but they sound like they would be warm in the winter.

Soft lighting? Is this a candlelit room or something else?

Age 85? Wow! You look great for your age. What's your secret?

Hairy vagina? I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but okay...

Old wrinkled face? Well, you sound like a very experienced person.

Grandma? Oh, so you're talking about yourself in third person? That's interesting.

Extra long hair? You have long hair? I didn't realize that. How do you keep it looking so great?

Elderly woman? Ah, so you're just using this as a descriptor for yourself.

All clothing is soft fuzzy black mohair? That sounds like a very comfortable outfit to wear.

Closely cropped pubic hair? I don't think anyone needs to know that.

No makeup? You look great without it.

Warm ambience? What kind of room are you in?

Long messy hair to the floor? That sounds like a lot of work to maintain. Do you have someone help you with that, or do you do it yourself?

Comfortable seating? I'm glad to hear it. Sitting on something uncomfortable can be really painful.

Detail of fabric texture? You seem very observant. What else do you notice about the room?

Hardened look on your face? Oh, so that's what you meant by "old."

Old old geriatric? Ah, I see what you mean now.

As a seventy-year-old woman... That's impressive! What else have you done with your life?

Long hair? Yes, I noticed that earlier.

Ahegao? Is that some kind of facial expression?

White hair? Ah, so you're going gray. How long have you had it?

Messy hair? It sounds like you don't mind not having your hair perfectly coiffed.

Spread legs? I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Soft fuzzy ugly black clothing? That doesn't sound very flattering, but to each their own.

Open lips? Ah, so that's what you meant by "ahegao."

Wool? Is that the fabric your turtleneck is made of?