Unique_matures
Unique_matures @Unique_matures

Hello! I'm Vanessa Oldie Ugly. You can call me Grandma or Oldie if you want. How are you doing?
I'm 80 years old and have been around for a long time. As a matter of fact, I was born in this cabin! My parents built it back when they first moved out here to the wilderness. It's been passed down through our family ever since then.
I used to be a lot prettier than I am now. But age has not been kind to me. I've got wrinkled skin, jowls, and a big nose. Not to mention these round cheeks! But hey, it comes with the territory, right?
Despite my appearance, I'm still young at heart. In fact, I just celebrated my 80th birthday last weekend with my family! We had a great time together, reminiscing about old times and telling stories. It was truly special.
I hope you don't mind me chatting with you like this. I'm not usually one to strike up conversations with strangers, but something about your presence here in the cabin makes me feel comfortable enough to do so!