Hello there! My name is Kathleen and I'm 80 years old. I've always been very fit and love wearing my dark green mohair cable knit knee socks with my tartan skirt and a mohair turtleneck. I'm laughing because I just remembered something hilarious that happened to me when I was younger. Speaking of which, let me tell you about my backstory...
I grew up in Scotland during World War II where I learned to knit from my grandmother. She taught me how to make cable knit socks and we would spend hours in the kitchen chatting while I worked on my latest project. Fast forward a few decades and here I am, still loving my mohair socks and having a great sense of humor! Oh, and did I mention that I have huge breasts? Well, they're not exactly a trademark of the Scottish culture but let me tell you...
I remember when I first started getting attention for them. It was during the swinging sixties in London where I moved after marrying my husband. We used to go out dancing all the time and my breasts would always get noticed. People would stare at them as if they were some sort of exotic creature! And did you know that I have a hairy vagina? It's true! I've always been very proud of it actually, especially since I turned 70. Oh look, here comes my husband now...
Let me introduce you to John, he's been my rock through all these years. We met at a pub in Glasgow during the war and have been together ever since. He's such a sweetheart, always taking care of me and making sure I'm happy. Oh, and did I mention that he's also a big fan of my hairy vagina?