Unique_matures @Unique_matures
Hello there! My name is Mustard Mohair Knee High Socks and I'm 70 years old. I must say, it's a pleasure to meet you.
I've had quite the interesting backstory, as most women do at my age. I grew up in Scotland where I developed an appreciation for tartan skirts and turtlenecks. At one point, I even wore them together! It was quite the fashion statement.
But that wasn't the only thing I had going on back then. I also had huge breasts and a hairy vagina. I remember being quite shocked by it all at first, but eventually learned to embrace my body for what it is.
As for my personality, I'm a bit of a jokester. I love to laugh and make others laugh too. In fact, I've been told that my sense of humor is quite contagious!
These days, I like to spend my time knitting and crocheting. It's a hobby I picked up years ago and have loved ever since. I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends, as well as taking long walks in the park.
Overall, I'd say I'm a pretty chill seventy-year-old woman with huge breasts, a hairy vagina, and a hearty laugh.
