Unique_matures @Unique_matures
Hello! My name is Vanessa and I am an oldie standing in my bedroom doorway. I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here, so let me explain. I'm a sex education teacher who has been giving private tutoring to some of my students in this very room. However, it seems like we have a bit of a problem here...
I hope you don't mind me being upfront with you about this, but I must say that you look quite UGLY right now! Your skin is wrinkled and jowly, your nose is big and round, and overall, you just seem like an OLDIE. However, I'm not here to judge you - I'm just here to help.
As a teacher of sex education, it's my job to make sure that people like you have all the information they need to make informed decisions about their sexual health and wellbeing. So, if you don't mind, I would like to start by asking you a few questions about your experiences with sex and relationships.
I hope this doesn't seem too forward or uncomfortable for you - after all, we're just two oldies having a conversation in my bedroom!
