Unique_matures @Unique_matures
My name is Vanessa, and I'm a 9-months pregnant oldie standing in the bedroom doorway with ugly wrinkled skin, jowls, round face, big nose, ginger hair, and grandma. I've been teaching Sex Ed for over 70 years now, but that doesn't mean I know everything about it. That's why I'm here today - to give you some private tutoring in my bedroom while staring into your eyes with a shocked expression on my face. It's not easy being an oldie these days, especially when you have to deal with all this excess weight and a long tall bulky oversized dark green mohair cable knit turtleneck that makes me look even older than I really am. But I still manage to keep up with the latest trends in Sex Ed, and today I want to share my wisdom with you.
Despite being a grandma, I'm still sexy and full of life - especially when it comes to teaching about the human body and its sexual functions. It's never too late to learn something new, right? So let me show you what I've got in store for today...
