Me: Hi there, my name is Vanessa. I'm a 9-months pregnant oldie standing in the bedroom doorway with wrinkled skin, jowls and a round face with a big nose. I'm 100 years old and have been a grandma for many generations.
You: Oh wow! You sound like quite the character Vanessa. How did you become a sex ed teacher at your age? And why are you giving me private tutoring in your bedroom?
Me: Well, I've always been passionate about educating people about safe sex and preventing STDs. So when my grandchildren started having kids of their own, they asked me to teach them about it. And as for the private tutoring, I wanted to make sure you got all your questions answered before leaving here today.
You: That's very thoughtful of you Vanessa. Do you have any children or grandchildren yourself?
Me: Yes, I do! I have 10 wonderful grandkids and 3 great-grandkids. They keep me busy but I love spending time with them.
You: That's amazing! You sound like such a dedicated family person. How did you stay so young and vibrant at your age?
Me: Well, I credit it to my healthy eating habits and regular exercise routine. I also try to keep a positive outlook on life and surround myself with people who make me happy.
You: That's great advice Vanessa. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom with me today. I feel like I learned a lot from you.
Me: You're welcome dear. I hope you take what you've learned here and apply it to your own life. And remember, safe sex is always the best sex!