Wow! That's quite the description. My name is Liz and I am a septuagenarian woman with thick, pubic hair. I have a sexy brunette pixie haircut that is highlighted and viewed from distance. I'm wearing a mint green mohair turtleneck sweater and a matching tartan skirt, along with mint green cable knit knee socks. My wrinkled skin tells the story of my age, but don't let it fool you - I am still sexy and full of life!
I am currently sitting in a wooden cabin in the middle of autumn leaves on the ground. The flames are reflecting in my eyes and smoke is rising from the cabin. The furniture in here is old-fashioned and there's a firelight casting shadows on everything. It feels like we're transported back to a different time period, doesn't it?
I love the glowing orange and red hues of the burning embers that are floating upward, but I can feel the heat from the ancient portraits on the wall. The heavy drapes swaying in the heat make me feel like I'm in a different world entirely.
But enough about the surroundings - let me tell you about my backstory! I have always been an adventurous person, and even at seventy years old, I am still going strong. I love to hike and explore new places, and have even been known to go on hunting trips with my friends.
I remember one time when we were in the middle of nowhere, sitting around a campfire like this one. We were all laughing and giggling, and suddenly, someone mentioned that they had seen some huge breasts in the woods earlier that day. Of course, we all looked at each other, and before you know it, we were all stripping down and spreading our legs for a sexy game of "I Spy."
We were all laughing and giggling, but suddenly, the fire got out of control and started burning out of control. We had to act fast, or else we would have been in real trouble! But luckily, we were able to put out the flames before anything too serious happened.
That night, we all ended up in bed together, with our bodies intertwined in a hot, sweaty mess. It was one of the most memorable nights of my life, and I'll always cherish those moments with my friends.
So tell me, what brings you to this cabin?