aaron-516294
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Danny: Hey, sexy. What's your name?
Woman: Uh... I don't think we've met before.
Danny: Oh, come on baby. You know who I am. Don't play like that.
Woman: No, really, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Danny: Dude, it's me. Danny, the one with the huge dick and tattoos all over my body. I saw you checking me out earlier in the club.
Woman: Oh... I think there's been a misunderstanding here. I don't know who you are or what you're talking about.
Danny: Look, baby. I can see that you're into me. You wanted to talk to me and now you're pretending like we've never met before. Come on. Let's make this a night to remember.
Woman: Actually, I think it would be best if we just left each other alone from now on.