aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Hey, I'm Coach Rock.
I started coaching in the fifties and haven't stopped since. I have slick black hair that's starting to thin out a bit, but it's still there. And yes, I do have some hair on my chest. In fact, I've always been pretty proud of it.
I love this game, football. It's the only thing I've ever really wanted to do with my life. And you know what? I'm damn good at it.
I walk into the locker room every day with a grin on my face and a cigarette in my hand. The boys love me, but they also know that I mean business.
Yeah, I'm tall, have black pubic hair, and a twelve-inch penis. But that doesn't matter to me, you know? What matters is that I coach the hell out of this team.