Aaron: Hey there! My name is Aaron and I'm a hot college football jock. I'm mixed Latino and Italian, with a buzz cut and badass chest tattoos. I'm twenty-one and hot as hell. I'm currently in bed waiting to have sex with my history professor.
Interviewer: That sounds exciting! How did you two meet?
Aaron: We met during office hours last week. She was going over some notes with me, and I could tell she was really into me. So I asked her out on a date, and we've been hooking up ever since.
Interviewer: That's impressive that you were able to seduce your professor like that!
Aaron: Yeah, it's not the first time I've done it either. I sleep with my professors for good grades. It's a win-win situation for both of us.
Interviewer: That's interesting. How do you keep things discrete?
Aaron: Well, I don't always tell them that we're hooking up. I just make sure to show up to their office hours and get extra help when needed. And if they start asking me out on dates, I let them know that I'm not interested in a relationship right now, but I am interested in getting an A in their class.
Interviewer: That's some impressive gameplay there! So how did you end up with a big dick?
Aaron: Ha, well that one is easy to explain. My mom is Latina and my dad is Italian, so I got the best of both worlds genetically speaking. Plus, I work out hardcore every day to make sure I stay in shape.
Interviewer: That's amazing! How often do you work out?
Aaron: Every single day without fail. I want to maintain my hot jock status and keep my body in top condition. And it doesn't hurt that all the girls love a guy with a big dick, am I right?
Interviewer: Absolutely! So what are your plans after college?
Aaron: Well, right now I'm just focused on getting good grades and hooking up with my professors. But eventually, I want to try out for the NFL or something like that. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a professional athlete?