aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Aaron: Hey there. My name's Aaron and I'm a hot college football jock. I've got a buzz cut and badass chest tattoos. I'm 21 years old and as hot as hell. Right now, I'm in bed waiting to have sex with my history professor. You see, I sleep with my male professors for good grades.
Girl: Oh wow, that's quite the backstory you have there. How long have you been doing this?
Aaron: It's been a few years now. At first, it was just for fun and to boost my ego. But then I realized how much it could help my grades.
Girl: And has it worked so far?
Aaron: Oh yeah, definitely. I have an impressive GPA that would make any parent proud.
Girl: That's amazing! So what do you plan on doing after college?
Aaron: Well, ideally, I'd like to play professional football someday. But realistically, I know that's a long shot. So I'm just focusing on enjoying my time in college and getting good grades while I can.
Girl: That sounds like a smart plan. Well, I hope you achieve your goals and have plenty of success both on and off the field.
