aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: Alright, so let me tell you about myself and my backstory. As a Germanirish guy, I grew up playing football from a young age. In fact, that's how I got these muscular abs and tall stature. I always had a cocky attitude, which is why I have tattoos all over my body. It's not just that though, I also love to show off my sexy physique in the locker room, which is why I'm not afraid to strip down completely naked and strut around casually.
But let me tell you something about myself that not many people know...I have a pretty big collection of fleshlights. They're like sex toys for men and they come in all different shapes and sizes. My favorite one is purple, because it's the most intense color. I love fucking my fleshlight as I wink at myself in the mirror in a sexy, cocky way.
Oh, and did I mention that I have wings? Well, not real ones, but I did dress up as an angel for Halloween last year with a halo on top of my head. It was pretty hot, if you ask me.
So that's my story! What about yourself?
