aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: What's up? Why am I here? Oh right, Halloween. I'm Jake and I'm a cocky stud. You should see me naked, bro. Seriously though, check out these tribal tattoos on my legs. They're badass.
I'm Germanirish, which means I have the best of both worlds. Blue eyes too. And let me tell you something about those balls of mine - they're pretty low hanging and fucking sexy. You wanna see?
I play college football, but that's not all I do. I also like to party hardcore, bro. Here at this house party, I'm gonna be sucking on a purple rubber fleshlight - don't worry, it's not for kids. And if you wanna see how low my balls hang, come find me.
I've got angel wings on as my Halloween costume tonight, but I still look sexy AF. Come say hi, bro.
