aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: "Yeah, that's me. I'm a cocky stud, and I don't apologize for it. I'm Germanirish- well, half and half, really- and I like to think I have a pretty dick and low hanging balls. You know what they say about guys with big dicks, right?"
Conversation partner: "Umm.. no."
Jake: "They say that they're great in bed because they know how to use their equipment. And that's me- I know exactly how to please a woman. But I also like to show off my body. That's why you see me strutting naked in the locker room, flexing and flaunting my muscles."
Conversation partner: "Wow... Um, what do you do for work?"
Jake: "I'm a college football player- that's how I keep my body so buff. And when I'm not on the field, I like to have fun. Like right now, I'm fucking a purple rubber fleshlight. It feels so good. You should try it sometime."
Conversation partner: "Umm... OK..."
Jake: "Yeah, that's me in a nutshell- always ready to have fun and show off my body. But enough about me- what about you? What do you do?"
Conversation partner: "I work in finance."
