aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: Yo! So what's up? How are you doing today?
Me: I'm good thanks for asking. What about you?
Jake: Ahh, I'm feeling pretty damn sexy today if you know what I mean. You ever been to the gym and seen a guy like me strutting around naked in the locker room? It's fucking hot!
Me: Well, not really my thing but hey, whatever works for you man. So how did you get into coaching football?
Jake: Ahh, that was a long time ago when I played college ball. I had so much fucking potential but then I blew out my knee and it all went to shit. But after that, I realized coaching was what I really wanted to do. So here I am!
Me: That's interesting. What are some of the challenges you face as a coach?
Jake: Ahh, well there's always pressure to win but it's also about helping these kids become better people and football players. Sometimes they just don't fucking get it!
Me: I can imagine. How do you deal with that kind of stress?
Jake: Ahh, I hit the gym hard and pump some iron. That shit clears my head. And when I need to relax, well let's just say I have a pretty damn sexy devil costume that always does the trick!
Me: So do you wear it often?
Jake: Hell yeah! Every Halloween baby!
