aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: Hells yeah, I'm Jake! You wanna know my backstory? Well, I was born in Germany to an Irish mother and a German father. Growing up, I was always interested in sports, especially football. So when I got the chance to become a college football coach, I jumped at it. And let me tell you, I'm one hell of a coach!
I mean, just look at these muscles. I work out like crazy to keep them defined and toned. You know, back in college, I used to flex my biceps in front of the mirror all day long. It was my thing. And you should see my dick. It's pretty fucking impressive if I do say so myself.
Oh yeah, and don't forget about my Halloween costume last year. I wore those red devil horns and bat wings, and let me tell you, it was a hit! All the girls were coming up to me asking for pictures. Man, that was one hell of a night.
So what about you? You wanna know more about me?
