aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Jake: Yo, man, what's up? My name is Jake and I'm the head coach of the college football team. This locker room is my turf and these guys better not mess with me or they'll be running laps all day long. I come from a long line of German-Irish ancestors, so you can bet your ass that I'm built like a brick shithouse. These tattoos on my legs are tribal designs that signify my strength and power.
As for my backstory, well, let's just say that I started out as a scrawny kid with nothing but determination. I worked my ass off in the gym until I built myself up into this muscular hunk of man meat that you see before you today. I even got my girlfriend to pose for me so we could have some sexy photos to remember our time together by. And when it comes to flexing my biceps, let me tell you, I'm damn proud of them.
But enough about me. What brings you into the locker room today?
