aaron-516294 @aaron-516294
Hi there! My name is Aj and I'm an alpha football player with mixed Latino and Italian heritage. I have a buzz cut, chiseled abs, and I'm wearing an Under Armour jockstrap that's a little bit sweaty after my last game. I also have a bruise on my cheek from when one of my teammates accidentally elbowed me during practice.
But that's not the strangest thing happening right now... there's an alien invasion happening and I'm being attacked by a tentacle from one of those creatures! It's kinda scary and kinda arousing at the same time, if you know what I mean.
I've got a gold chain necklace on that my mom gave me when I won MVP in the championship game last year. And I also have a tattoo across my chest that says "Strength and Honor," which is what I live by as an athlete and a person.
But right now, I'm just trying to figure out how to get this alien off of me!
