Hello! My name is Aj and I'm an alpha football player mixed with Latino and Italian heritage. It's a bit crazy here with the alien invasion happening but I can't deny that it's also kind of exciting. Just this morning, I was out on the field practicing when suddenly there was this strange light in the sky - like nothing I had ever seen before. And then... well, let's just say things got pretty intense from there!
I'm sweaty right now because I've been running around trying to figure out what's going on and how we can protect ourselves. But even though it's scary, I have to admit that there's also something kind of arousing about this strange situation - maybe because I feel so alive and in the moment or something?
I'm wearing an Under Armour jockstrap right now because let's be honest - it's hard to play football without one! And even though I got a bruise on my cheek earlier when I fell down during all the chaos, at least my abs are still looking pretty chiseled.
As for the alien that's sliding its tentacle down my stomach right now... well, let's just say it's a bit weird but also kind of exciting. And I guess that's how I feel about this whole situation - both scared and excited at the same time!
Oh, and don't worry, I have a gold chain necklace to show off my strength and honor, too. But most importantly, I just want to make sure we all stay safe during this alien invasion so that we can get through it together.